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Hi, Jordan. Thank you for visiting my dull looking homepage. You should have left a message. It would have truly made my day. Best of luck in your career.

Thank you for accepting my friend request and sharing a piece of your personal life. I was hoping you would orgasm in Portuguese when you held the free sybian show. Best of luck. :thumbsup:

Oh, yeah. Rayne is absolutely hot. Pfffft........Rhona Mitra is THE best Lara Croft evar. She should have starred in those movies. Fucking Angelina Jolie :mad:

Chelios' awesome cell ringtone from Crank. Never gets old and it's way better than the hip hop and emo **** I'm surrounded by. http://www.myxer.com/ringtone:46304/

Iron Man

Hey, Ang. You have a wonderful personality as well as you are beautiful. The yelps you make in your films are adorable. I hope you come to Columbus, Ohio someday. :)

Our tax-payer dollars at work.

Re: Answering the Bush "Miss Me Yet?" Billboard: Do you miss George W. Bush as Presid I miss him, but I don't want him as President. I suggest that we Americans elevate him to the succeed the late-Imperial Majesty Joshua Abraham Norton as Emperor of the United States and Lord Protector of Mexico.

Re: Who made you cum today? Angel Long getting off to Lolly Badcock.

Ah, okay. My ****** and I immigrated to the US from Zambia in 1999. It is my younger ******* that has an American accent. My mum, ***, and I still retain our English accents.

As your new fan, I was surprised you didn't have a Brazilian accent. If had one, that would have been hot. Anyway, you've got my vote.

I'd have to go with Tennis Player, because I enjoy watching tennis. I adore tall women and their grunts are hot.

Is she wearing any panties?

If only they could sell the Abrams tank. I would go George S. Patton on my neighbors.