Recent content by bentnose

Not cumshots... but precum shots can be good, too.

She looks like she'd fall apart if you tried anything with her. Literally. Arms, legs and fembot hair all over the floor.

Whoa. Ugly people need love too, but damn!

There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'me'...

Never seen 'cunt' as a verb. Hm. Interesting new take on swearing. I'll try it at the bar this week and see how it goes. "My wife was cunting me so hard the other night, it was GREAT!"

Play it as a largo and you can go all night.

Maybe the answer is - "it's taking you longer because your ****** plays hockey and you don't"... Just thinking outside the box a little.

The infinite patience of dogs never ceases to amaze...

That is an amazing video. Love it! Not really that related, but this one man band seems a bit similar... one shot video, one man making a lot of (looped) noise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x29l5eHHoXo

I've posted this before, but...

Looks like he should be dating this...

Nice to see they're practicing valuable life skills.

Indiana Jones jokes... it's not the years on them, it's the mileage.

Gangsta ducks. Who knew?

Why do I crave coffee now?