Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I would like to give him an appointment to the Douchepatrol. Maybe Junior Douchepatrolman third class with all the rights and privileges therein. Could a forumoderatregulator get to work on that? Maybe a badge and a killer title for him?

- - - Updated - - -

I would like to give him an appointment to the Douchepatrol. Maybe Junior Douchepatrolman third class with all the rights and privileges therein. Could a forumoderatregulator get to work on that? Maybe a badge and a killer title for him?

 

[Briana Lee]

I may be an asshole but I'm an asshole who knows what he's talkin' about. Respect.

Of course you do. Cause coming on here and calling all the models sluts in like your second post is really the words of someone who knows what he's talking about.

 

[assari]

Briana, what is your professional title?

 

[Mason Popoff]

You could have stopped there. How is this guy gaining positive rep? I know someone did one by accident, but are people seriously enjoying his posts?

You have alot to learn about how I operate.

 

[Mason Popoff]

I know there's a place where I can post whatever I want. Perhaps I'll post my field reports there. Then you can see how it goes with the porn stars I meet. Maybe you'll be surprised. Maybe get rejected. But if I do, I'll learn from it and approach a different porn star in the future and do something different until I get what I want.

- - - Updated - - -

:rofl2:

Your whole argument seems to be "I'm the best fuck in the world in theory." Well, your attitude (which seems to have as much to do with a talent's ability to look good fucking or the size of their cock in terms of making it in the biz) suggests you'll never make it. Without even touching on your interaction with the other male posters, you've managed to illicit a grand total of three responses from the very people you've come here looking for advice from, and because of how your attitude came off, all three of them have essentially told you to do one. Oh, incidentally, your plan to "seduce porn stars at strip clubs?" Great idea. Porn stars never get hit on by needledick minute-men who think they've got their eye in at a public appearance. Now, I'm not saying you are a needledick minute-man - I mean, you have read a lot of books on how to fuck - but they're going to assume you are. But give a shot anyway.

P.S. Do one. impdaddy

Do one... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

 

[lurkingdirk]

You have alot to learn about how I operate.

I am going to learn literally nothing about how you operate, or about you at all. I'm all done with you. You're too...whatever. Finish the sentence yourself.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Do one... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

It means "fuck off" which I imagined would be self-evident considering the thing in common that the responses from Briana, Maggie and Jaana had, was that they were all basically telling you to fuck off. Deductive reasoning.... guess there are some things you can't learn from reading books.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm just going to assume you couldn't get a hot girl to bang if you had forty grand hanging out your zipper and a diamond encrusted dildo up your butt.

 

[Petra]

Of course you do. Cause coming on here and calling all the models sluts in like your second post is really the words of someone who knows what he's talking about.

Can I call you a slut? Might be kinda hot...

 

[Mason Popoff]

I can't ***** so I've decided to post so more on this thread. Perhaps I'm being immature. It disappoints me that even women who are called sluts on camera and take dicks in every orifice by many men have succomed to society's programing and learned to fear being a slut. Jaana Ruutu, a true punk wouldn't be offended by being called a slut. You make me sick.

I'm bitter. Nice guys finish last. You be nice to them and they snub their noses at you. And in my experience, the hotter they are the more they do this. Women don't want need. They want a guy who says what he means and means what he says. They want a guy with a strong identity. They like to be teased. I figure they don't respect me. Why should I respect them. I wanna have fun at their expense. Most guys try to gain comfort with a woman before they've attracted them. I'm at the point where I just might become a "pretty boy". I've thought of just lying and telling them whatever they wanna hear. I want more than anything. I'm willing to try anything and everything. I'm tired of working shitty jobs. I'm tired of not having enough money. I wanna be set.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I can't ***** so I've decided to post so more on this thread. I'm being immature. It disappoints me that women who are called sluts on camera and take dicks in every orifice by many men are way too good for me, you know, much like women who don't. Jaana Ruutu, I'm a true punk, in that I'm a punk ass bitch. I make me sick.

I'm bitter. Nice guys finish last. Luckily I'm not at all a nice guy, but I finish last too because I'm a douche. And in my experience, the hotter they are the less they want to have anything to do with me. Women don't want me. They want a guy. They want a guy with a strong identity. They like to be with a guy, as opposed to me, because I'm a little Nancy boy. I figure they don't respect me. Why should they? They shouldn't. I wanna have fun at their expense. I'm at the point where I just might become a "pretty boy" if that plastic surgeon can pull it off, well that or a woman if I opt for gender reassignment instead. I've thought of just lying to myself, but deep down I know I'm a woman trapped in man's body. I want to have boobs more than anything. I'm willing to try anything and everything to get them. I'm tired of working shitty jobs, like sucking dick at the local bus station for quarters to buy crack. I'm tired of not having enough money for crack. I wanna be high, you know, on lots of crack.

Wow, I really don't see where you're going with this. That was a brave and stunning confession though. I congratulate you on your honesty. :clap:

 

[Mason Popoff]

I know if I ever met Jaana Ruutu, I'd make a woman out of her. Her ankles would be behind her ears by the end of the night.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Sweetheart, I am more woman than you can handle.

 

[288gto]

:catpopcorn:

 

[Maggie Green]

How would you know how much advice I came with? I've read books and DVDs on the subject. You can get the health certificate from aims.

AIM...not aims..has been out of business for a couple of years now. So obviously you don't really know what you're talking about. And you don't get a "health certificate". The porn talent pool is so over flooded with women and men and there are less and less jobs...nobody is going to care if there's a skanky chick that you think is hot and she'll only bang you on camera b/c there are HUNDREDS of hotter chicks who will fuck the established professional male talent that is already working. And you think you'll be "set" in terms of money? ROFL!! Nobody except a select few is making real money in the adult world these days...ESPECIALLY not guys. LMAO at this entire thread!

 

[Mason Popoff]

Thanks for the advice. In the future I wont treat porn stars like professional cockpigs. I'll treat them like classy, intelligent women, worthy of a seat in the oval office then I'll take them home, smoke weed and snuggle with them in front of the fireplace. Then I'll fuck them really hard in the ass while ******* and slapping them and then I'll spray my hot load on their pretty little faces and in their hair...naturally.

Seriously though, my plan is to get to know them as human beings and show them that I'm the kinda guy they can share their life with.

Respect...then rough sex. See ya in pussy heaven.

 

[Mason Popoff]

AIM...not aims..has been out of business for a couple of years now. So obviously you don't really know what you're talking about. And you don't get a "health certificate". The porn talent pool is so over flooded with women and men and there are less and less jobs...nobody is going to care if there's a skanky chick that you think is hot and she'll only bang you on camera b/c there are HUNDREDS of hotter chicks who will fuck the established professional male talent that is already working. And you think you'll be "set" in terms of money? ROFL!! Nobody except a select few is making real money in the adult world these days...ESPECIALLY not guys. LMAO at this entire thread!

Even if I don't know what your talking about I'm sure I can get in. I don't think any of these people started out with this knowledge. I'm not gonna get a chick that's skanky. I'm gonna get a chick that's Nikki Hunter-hot. As far as money goes. I don't care I'll still be livin' my *****. I'm gonna use that money to start my own studio and produce and direct. I know that the producers are making LOTs of money. Porn is a multi-billion dollar business. That means it's bigger then professional sports and everyone knows how big sports are. That's why producers are known to have the really badass cars.

 

[DOA82]

Thanks for the advice. In the future I wont treat porn stars like professional cockpigs. I'll treat them like classy, intelligent women, worthy of a seat in the oval office then I'll take them home, smoke weed and snuggle with them in front of the fireplace. Then I'll fuck them really hard in the ass while ******* and slapping them and then I'll spray my hot load on their pretty little faces and in their hair...naturally.

Seriously though, my plan is to get to know them as human beings and show them that I'm the kinda guy they can share their life with.

Respect...then rough sex. See ya in pussy heaven.

Be sure to take them doggie style, that way you can prop your book "how to ass fuck like a pro" on the pillow.

(You have zero respect for women and I bet as much experience with them)

 

[Jack Davenport]

Lamiaaw

 

[Mason Popoff]

AIM...not aims..has been out of business for a couple of years now. So obviously you don't really know what you're talking about. And you don't get a "health certificate". The porn talent pool is so over flooded with women and men and there are less and less jobs...nobody is going to care if there's a skanky chick that you think is hot and she'll only bang you on camera b/c there are HUNDREDS of hotter chicks who will fuck the established professional male talent that is already working. And you think you'll be "set" in terms of money? ROFL!! Nobody except a select few is making real money in the adult world these days...ESPECIALLY not guys. LMAO at this entire thread!

Oh, yeah. Skanky, like Jaana Ruutu? There's no market for that. *rolls eyes* I can always do amateur porn or start my own amateur porn website. Gotta start somewhere. I'm approaching this in the spirit of Seymore Butts, John "Buttman" Stagliano, Max Hardcore and Johnny Toxxxic before me. There would be no Gonzo porn if it weren't for those guys. Class dismissed.