Win All-Expense Paid Trip to New York to have Dinner with a Porn Star!

[Mariahxxx]

u forgot Petra and Anders and Roald....

 

[Petra]

u forgot Petra and Anders and Roald....

Anders is in the list.

Roald was born spewing BS so that one went without saying.

Nobody ever takes me seriously. If they did, they'd read the fucking rules of my contests.

 

[Mariahxxx]

made these tonight and filmed them as episodes! steak pizziola and homemade pizza with white truffle oil porcini mushrooms, proscuitto paper thin and basil. fucked up how good it was!

 

[squallumz]

Members who you NEVER take ANYTHING they post seriously:

- Dirk
- BlueBalls
- Stan
- *****
- Pirate
- Anders
- Andronicus
- Squallumz

Did I miss anyone from the peanut gallery?

I'm surprised nobody has asked if they could get 25 blue tickets yet. Or do I only get that pleasure?

yes. thank you!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Members who you NEVER take ANYTHING they post seriously:

- Dirk
- BlueBalls
- Stan
- *****
- Pirate
- Anders
- Andronicus
- Squallumz

Did I miss anyone from the peanut gallery?

I'm surprised nobody has asked if they could get 25 blue tickets yet. Or do I only get that pleasure?

I feel only pride in the fact that I head this list!

By the way, and this is serious, great contest, and I really hope a total tool isn't the winner so that you can enjoy it, too.
:thumbsup:

 

[squallumz]

how many tickets do i need?

is there a difference between the red tickets and the blue ones?

also..what the fuck do i do with the 25 ultraviolet tickets i paid for?

 

[316sherm]

You had me NOT at $25...sorry

 

[squallumz]

You had me NOT at $25...sorry

orange tickets are 30.

 

[Mariahxxx]

yes gonna be a great contest!

 

[DR. B]

yes gonna be a great contest!

I love you, Mariah. And not in an emotional way, just strictly sexual.

 

[Mariahxxx]

cool...appreciate the love anyway I can get it!

 

[Mariahxxx]

just got an email from Momofuku today confirming that I'll have one of the only tables woo hoo!

 

[bobjustbob]

just got an email from Momofuku today confirming that I'll have one of the only tables woo hoo!

From what I understand Momofuku never takes reservations. All else wait on line an hour to an hour and a half. Must be good to know people.

 

[squallumz]

From what I understand Momofuku never takes reservations. All else wait on line an hour to an hour and a half. Must be good to know people.

titty power is an amazing thing.

 

[Mariahxxx]

that would be correct...and yes titty power is great! But all that aside I have written 2 articles for Lucky Peach which is the owner of Momofuku's magazine.

 

[Mariahxxx]

You had me NOT at $25...sorry

seriously? you're that big of a cheap fuck that a $25 raffle ticket that could win you a trip to NYC and dinner at one of the best restaurants in the WORLD would turn you off? And just for fun why don't you tell us what YOU think the entry should be? As well as paying all the expenses of airfare and 4 star hotel and dinner I am donating to a Brussels Griffon rescue.

But I do want to thank you for not entering because I fucking **** cheap people and it would have been a shame had you won...you wouldn't appreciate any of it anyway probably. Fucking Idiot

 

[L3ggy]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6892912, member: 114093"]Nobody ever takes me seriously. If they did, they'd read the fucking rules of my contests.

I read them ^^

 

[Mariahxxx]

thank you glad to know someone has!

 

[squallumz]

/\ i cant tell you how many of those little blue sharks ive had in my hands too.

they are 'chovie eaters and bite on lines like crazy.

 

[Mariahxxx]

After hooking 7 of these guys I threw on a mask and snorkel and jumped in and swam with several small black tips and then out of nowhere a 7 foot bull shark crashed the party...he was huge! i watched him and he watched me and we respected each other's space while I eased my way back to the boat...awesome experience! The place is called shark alley and for good reason! On any given day there are dozens of sharks there touring the small reef. it's a 10 minute due west ride from my house and one of my favorite places. the last time I was there I hand fed a 2 foot black tip sardines and had to get outta there because an enormous hammerheard showed up.