Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

So...which one is better?

  • Pirates!

    Votes: 13 25.5%
  • Ninjas!

    Votes: 20 39.2%
  • Why can't Ninjas and Pirates just get along?

    Votes: 14 27.5%
  • WTF PK?! I expected better from you.

    Votes: 4 7.8%

  • Total voters
    51
  • Poll closed .
Vikings, wizards, vampires, ect. fuck off. This is strictly between pirates and ninjas. If you want to challenge pirates with your own class of fighter then do make a separate thread about it.

Make me, PirateLoser!
 
Ninjas are poofs in black pajamas that carry a ***** and throw little sharp star shaped pieces of metal at people from a distance. The mental battle between a Poof... sorry I mean a Ninja against a Pirate is laughable. Ninjas call their words "words of wisdom" and they think they are clever in doing so. But to everyone else those so-called words of wisdom is nothing more than stating the obvious. And there is nothing clever about stating the obvious because most of us know the obvious. Poofs... sorry I mean Ninjas spend too much time alone in hiding and they call it training. They wouldn't know what to do with a naked woman... a Pirate would though!. And that would be one way for a Pirate to beat a Ninja is for them to show the black pajama wearing sissy a naked woman and wait for them to feel all funny below the waist and then ****** while they are distracted by these unknown new sensations they are feeling.

End result: Pirate win and Ninja in the bin.
 
Pirates are basically homeless people with a ship. Ninja is just a cool word to say.
 
How can anyone even compare pirates and ninjas?

Anyway we haven't got an as cool ninja on the board as our PirateKing! :lovecoupl
 
Hahahaheyyy...feisty! Run along you little shcamp!

Yeah, I'll run and take all your women and treasures while you argue with an elder being.
 
There was never a musical called Ninjas of Penzance.



I will let you all decide what that means.
 
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