Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

So...which one is better?

  • Pirates!

    Votes: 13 25.5%
  • Ninjas!

    Votes: 20 39.2%
  • Why can't Ninjas and Pirates just get along?

    Votes: 14 27.5%
  • WTF PK?! I expected better from you.

    Votes: 4 7.8%

  • Total voters
    51
  • Poll closed .
Great thread, i have to get my 2 cents on this one......Ninjas going by the above pics, sorry pirate you rock but Ninjas ;)
 
The question is:

Who would get into Petra's jeans quicker ... Ninja or Pirate ?

And there's your answer. :hatsoff:
 
Pirates are best. They don't tackle an issue by taking the sissy route of sneaking about and stabbing someone from behind. Pussies creep about. Real men just boot the door in and stab and slash everything in the room that moves. Arrr matey!.
 
Pirates are best. They don't tackle an issue by taking the sissy route of sneaking about and stabbing someone from behind. Pussies creep about. Real men just boot the door in and stab and slash everything in the room that moves. Arrr matey!.

That right there!

I like pussy, you can keep your big booted men.
 
But you still admitted that you like big men to come crashing through your door!

Admittedly it took some creative interpretation, but still...
 
But you still admitted that you like big men to come crashing through your door!

Admittedly it took some creative interpretation, but still...

Trying to turn it around wont make it any less true. Pirates rule and Ninjas are pussies. I mean pussies use martial arts to fight because they themselves can't fight without it. That's Ninjas through and through. Pirates can fight though.
 
PK, not to muddy the waters here my friend ... but I suspect that Petra might want to bang you. :yesyes:

Do you think the ol' peg is enough to satisfy her? :uohs:

:dunno:
 
Wait, what? Because someone dedicates their life to training and staying generally healthy while fighting for the common good against the oppressive authorities instead of waving a ***** at helpless townsfolk to steal their hardearned savings and ****** women means they're not as good as the plundering rapists?

Also, just to make sure this thread really goes to hell in a handbasket: Obama!

You will fail you pirate loving lily-livers!
 
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