Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

How can I be with you, Dirk, BlueBalls, Stan, and Pirate all at once?

Wait, don't answer that.

You drive the other ones insane to where they are left as nothing more than mindless slaves for your bidding. Obviously.
 
How can I be with you, Dirk, BlueBalls, Stan, and Pirate all at once?

Wait, don't answer that.

I am not sure why I have to explain this every time, but I will do it again: mouth, ass, pussy, ear, ear...and let us not forget, you have two nostrils available, as well as arm pits. I am not sure what the big deal is.
 
I am not sure why I have to explain this every time, but I will do it again: mouth, ass, pussy, ear, ear...and let us not forget, you have two nostrils available, as well as arm pits. I am not sure what the big deal is.

You forgot about the belly button.
 
What about the eye sockets?
 
Ok so it's Briana to the rescue again. Her's the pic you've all been waiting to see....

And look she wants to give you all a big hug as well!! :cthulhu:






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^Man, those phone self-pics are all the same, aren't they? They all make the same facial expression... ;)

Oh, and here you go. It was a bad face day.

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Unfortunately, Roald's penis wasn't attending this particular gathering. Thankfully.

Black-face is offensive in this day and age...
 
I am the Stig of FreeOnes.

Some say that I'm pretty. Others say I'm a lard of fat. Most people think I have multiple ********* coming from various parts of my body. But all anyone knows? I'm the cult ******.

Is it Susan Boyle? IS IT SUSAN BOYLE!?

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I am the Stig of FreeOnes.

Some say that I'm pretty. Others say I'm a lard of fat. Most people think I have multiple ********* coming from various parts of my body. But all anyone knows? I'm the cult ******.
I say that your arse is indistinguishable from your face :D
(No. No I will never stop trotting out that line.)
You payed a lot to see that corset pic. 17,000 points I think.
No, He paid WHEN he saw it. He was sane before. After he saw the horror... He's never been the same :tongue:
There's a Petra topless pic floating around here somewhere.

Can you find it?

:drool2:
Yes, but I can't display it because the sagging tits go well beyond the height of my screen or the capabilities of a JPEG to display.
I'm so ****** now, aren't I? :D
 
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