jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

i think our fifth should be a woman, so maybe Nikki could ask one of her friends to join the team?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I'm only making a BRIEF cameo (actually I "had" to get on to handle my OOTW duties and get voting underway), but I have some bad news to break it to you jitna. Though I know it's all tongue in cheek, here are two things about becoming a contestant on ****** Feud:

All ****** members on the team MUST be related to each other by *****, marriage, or adoption.

Plan for more than five ****** members to audition - some will get cut, but you'll have a better chance at having the type of players the casting staff is looking for.

Soooooooo, unless they have a special "Porn Board Edition" of "****** Feud," sorry to say it, but you're pretty much SOL! Ha ha ha!

Besides, since Steve Harvey took over, they moved production from L.A. to Orlando...so, being honest here, that sucks too!
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Not quite, I remember some "special" episodes where teams from different T.V. shows played for charity.
And besides, we can take on regular poster from some other Freeones thread, so it is all good.

And I hope everything is okay Jon.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Not quite, I remember some "special" episodes where teams from different T.V. shows played for charity.
And besides, we can take on regular poster from some other Freeones thread, so it is all good.

And I hope everything is okay Jon.

Yeah, the old noggin is on other things. When I said about a "Special Porn Board Edition" I was referring to the fact that they do have Special "********* Editions...only thing is that I failed to mention that. Ha ha ha!

Thanks for asking about me who??? I don't know what you know or not, but if you want, fire away via. PM, and I'll try to answer any questions you might have.

As far as I'm concerned, regarding me, things could be better, things could be worse. Just read Nikki's recent blog entries...no matter how bad you think you might have it, don't lose sight of the fact that many people are going through **** too, and many are going through far worse ****. Bottom line, and most of my fellow Americans can learn a lot from this...many of us need to get our priorities straight, stop being so selfish, spoiled, and self-centered, and stop bitching about basically ***** crap (one of my favorites is if you haven't eaten in a day, you're "starving"! Ha ha ha!). Yeah, add me to the growing list of people going through a rough patch this week...but still. Ya know what I mean?

Maybe I'm growing as a person, but instead of bitching about what I've been through this week, I find myself being more concerned about those in the path of Hurricane Irene, including, but not limited to, people who are very dear to Nikki.
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Welcome aboard, Larss!

well, Jon, im sure we can work out something with Steve Harvey. I mean I have watched his (canceled) TV show so he owes me one. And Orlando is much easier for me. besides if we need to id be willing to marry Nikki and then we could adopt everyone else. problem solved
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Theres plenty of room for you in the ****** afterlights to join in the fun. :)

l'm sure we can work something out to include you......if not you can take my place.


Hope your all safe and out of harms way from Irene...Take care!!!

Boy, how does the ****** member feel who gets cut?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

...And Orlando is much easier for me. besides if we need to id be willing to marry Nikki and then we could adopt everyone else. problem solved
You mean you'd ACTUALLY rather go to Orlando than Los Angeles!?!?! :dunno: Not me man!

As far as the rest goes......Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Now I know that "Denial" is a river in Africa...but what is "delusion" again? Ha ha ha!

Wait, you did only say that you would be willing to marry her and adopt everyone else on the team...since you didn't actually address her, and everyone else's willingness to go along with your "game plan," I can't actually declare you COMPLETELY delusional as yet...but you "might" be skating on thin ice in that regard my friend! Ha ha ha!

On a serious note, with Irene heading up the coast, may everyone remain safe this weekend!











Note: I know you're just joking jitna...so I'm just playin' with ya! Ha ha ha!
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Theres plenty of room for you in the ****** afterlights to join in the fun. :)

Haha! No, I wasn't meaning me. Just responding to the Feud rules above. I imagine someone standing and fuming offset as the screen opens revealing the "Smith ******." (Which one would be likely cut from this ******?)
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Haha! No, I wasn't meaning me. Just responding to the Feud rules above. I imagine someone standing and fuming offset as the screen opens revealing the "Smith ******." (Which one would be likely cut from this ******?)

My mind actually feels a sense of redemption as I actually correctly understood what you meant. Ha ha ha!

Now, funny that you should use the "Smith ******" as your example...as I actually am a Smith, & believe me, I wouldn't have any trouble at all coming up with a member or so to cut (from the ******...not literally...duh! Ha ha ha!)

By the way, I believe I recognize that ****** from one of the small towns in the county I grew up in.....Nah, not really....but damn, that ****** sure would have fit in nicely in many of them! Ha ha ha!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

You mean you'd ACTUALLY rather go to Orlando than Los Angeles!?!?! :dunno: Not me man!

ive been to LA, ive been to orlando. id rather the shorter, cheaper trip.

Haha! No, I wasn't meaning me. Just responding to the Feud rules above. I imagine someone standing and fuming offset as the screen opens revealing the "Smith ******." (Which one would be likely cut from this ******?)

now if they showed the rejected ****** members, i might actually watch the show
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

ive been to LA, ive been to orlando. id rather the shorter, cheaper trip.
Personally, there's so much more to do and see in L.A., so I'd have to say that I'd go with L.A. over Orlando any day. :2 cents:

now if they showed the rejected ****** members, i might actually watch the show
Sadly, looking at most game shows today, I think "rejected contestant" (or "rejected ****** member" in the case of ****** Feud) likely translates to "not obnoxious enough"! Sad but true!


Now, the real question is whether or not jitna would be offended if he were a contestant on ****** Feud, with Richard Dawson as the host, and Richard went by him with nary a smooch? Inquiring minds want to know! Ha ha ha!
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Personally, there's so much more to do and see in L.A., so I'd have to say that I'd go with L.A. over Orlando any day. :2 cents:

I'd have to agree. Orlando has little to offer bar the theme parks.
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I'd have to agree. Orlando has little to offer bar the theme parks.

HAHA! Larss agrees with me! so i win! sucker!

Now, the real question is whether or not jitna would be offended if he were a contestant on ****** Feud, with Richard Dawson as the host, and Richard went by him with nary a smooch? Inquiring minds want to know! Ha ha ha!

id only be mad if he wouldnt let me quote lines from Running Man

"Who loves you and who do you love?"
 
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