Make me feel welcome!
You fakain don't want me to be upset now.
See, I knew this man who was terrified of being shot in the head, and I knew everything about why it scared him, but I can't remember his name. I remember he was fat, and I remember he was terrified of being shot in the head, but I can't remember his name, and I can't remember anything else about him. I must have been paying attention for some reason if I remember he had a crippling fear of being shot in the head, but I can't imagine why I would have been paying attention enough to remember, nor can I imagine why I'd remember that, but not the other that. I would find him, ask him and find out, but that'd be effort. Oh, and he's dead now anyway. Shot in the head, I think. I think I will call him Bob
You fakain don't want me to be upset now.
See, I knew this man who was terrified of being shot in the head, and I knew everything about why it scared him, but I can't remember his name. I remember he was fat, and I remember he was terrified of being shot in the head, but I can't remember his name, and I can't remember anything else about him. I must have been paying attention for some reason if I remember he had a crippling fear of being shot in the head, but I can't imagine why I would have been paying attention enough to remember, nor can I imagine why I'd remember that, but not the other that. I would find him, ask him and find out, but that'd be effort. Oh, and he's dead now anyway. Shot in the head, I think. I think I will call him Bob
