First alcoholic beverage?

****, I believe it was in the late 90's.
 
Boone's Apple ****. I was between 3 and 4 yrs old. I knew the word apple but didn't know the diifference between juice and ****. The apple juice & the apple **** was beside each other in the fridge. After a while my parents noticed there was something a little 'off' with me and asked me which bottle did I grab. Oops.
 
**** (Reschs, I think). Used to sneak a ***** from my **** when I was a ***, because all the "grown-ups" were ******** it and I was curious.
 
There's this ***** in Mexico called rompope. It's kinda sorta similar to eggnog, except it has 12% ******* by volume. Anyways, it's a perfectly acceptable ***** for **** at things like parties, ****** gatherings, dinners, etc. The first time I had it I must've been 3. I never thought anything of it, until we moved to California and all my friends were amazed that my parents let me ***** alcoholic drinks.
 
Technically, some **** when I was about two. Really a **** when I was about ten. I don't recall what brand, some ***** **** that you would have to be ten to ***** willingly.
 
A **** cooler at age 7 or 8. *** and her friend decided to see what my reaction was to the taste. I remember it clearly and it was the reason I never touched a **** cooler again. LOL

First legal ***** was a sex on the beach.
 
Cold Duck - The recipe was based on a traditional German custom of mixing all the dregs of unfinished **** bottles with *********.

I was 16 and this **** fucked up my taste for ******* for a good 4 years. Then I discovered ******* :D
 
****/********* fruit punch.

It was New Year's Eve, when I was 5, and all the grown ups had cup after cup of that punch and the all seemed to really love that. When everybody went out at midnight to fire crackers and rockets, I took a fork and picked out all the fruit pieces from the bottom, which were soaked in spirits

When they came back in, I was happily snoring
 
****/********* fruit punch.

It was New Year's Eve, when I was 5, and all the grown ups had cup after cup of that punch and the all seemed to really love that. When everybody went out at midnight to fire crackers and rockets, I took a fork and picked out all the fruit pieces from the bottom, which were soaked in spirits

When they came back in, I was happily snoring

There's a Spanish ***** called Clericot that my parents used to ***** when I was a ***. It's basically red **** and lemonade with chunks of fruit swimming in it. Though my *** never let me ***** any of the ***** itself, she was quite happy to let me eat the leftover fruit when the pitcher was empty. I got quite a few good buzzes that way. :D
 
Miller High Life tall boys 6 pack at 14. ($5.00 bribe to the clerk) Still ***** it on ocasion but prefer more refined beers now. Almosted busted in the am but I hid the emptys in a neighbors trash can. :)
 
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