Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

The country of the midnight sun. The home of Vicky Vette. The land that gave us vikings. Now I will answare any question you have about Norway
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
I got nothing.:dunno:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Why do you suck at playing sports?
 
Is it true there are some norwegian brothers called Odd and Even Stranger?

Hilsen fra København
 
Where in Norway can a gentleman like me find the sluttiest girls?:cool:

I have the impression that in and around Oslo you might get the most! :-D

If I were to play a CD of the Black Eyed Peas in Norway, would it sound any better?

That depends what kind of soundsystem you use. I would reccomend JVC or Sony. Scott is just shitty.

You ever fall into a fjord?

Normally I "fall" into the fjord because I want to. But yes, I have ffllen into one. And I didnt freeze to death! It aint THAT cold in Norway.

Do you ***** as much as the Finns, who even the Russkis think ***** too much?

A norwegian on summer vacation in southern europe might ***** more then the finns and the russians together. But back in Norway, a norwegian person might ***** less than the finns. I blame the taxes. At least 25 USD for a litre of *****. I should learn how to make my own *****. Maby you can teach me?

Why do you suck at playing sports?

Pffft! Bjørn Dælie, John Carew, Martin Schanke, Oddvar Brå, Roald Amundsen (the guy that traveled to the south pole), Daniel Franc, Ludvig Hundsbet, Thor Hushovd and Bjørn Wirkola are some sportsmen that we can mantion that does it good in sports. And what do you swedes got? A styled Volvo? :D

Hi, do girls In Norway have larger boobs ? I am interested to visit Oslo.
Som have got big boobies. Tanya Hansen, for instance. Oh, would you say Vikky Vette got big boobs?
 
You forgot Ole Einar Bjorndalen, the most sucessful biathlet ever, or the three time gold medalist of the last olympic winter games Marit Bjoren.

BTW i would love to visit Norway, i'm sure i will within the next couple years, one of my best fiends spends their holydays there.

But i have some questions too, what do norwegans think about germany and the european union (i know you would be stupid if you join us) andwhat is the public opinion about america.

In germany we think most americans are religious nuts, that can't find their country on the globe and definetly can't find other countrys. And everybody want's to become a singer, actor, politician, lawyer or professinal athlet and finaly works as a waitress.
 
What's the deal with that letter that looks like a zero with a diagonal line through it? I always figured it was like an umlaut-well, umlaut(s)-combined with that upside-down exclamation point from Spanish-am I right?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Pffft! Bjørn Dælie, John Carew, Martin Schanke, Oddvar Brå, Roald Amundsen (the guy that traveled to the south pole), Daniel Franc, Ludvig Hundsbet, Thor Hushovd and Bjørn Wirkola are some sportsmen that we can mantion that does it good in sports. And what do you swedes got?

Therese Alshammar, Daniel Alfredsson, Nicklas Bäckström, Björn Borg, Kajsa Bergqvist, Jesper Blomqvist, Peter 'Foppa' Forsberg, Johan Franzén, Stefan Holm, Zlatan Ibrahimovi?, Jörgen Jönsson, Kim Källström, Henrik 'Henke' Larsson, Niklas Lidström, Fredrik Ljungberg, Olof Mellberg, Markus Näslund, Mattias Öhlund and Mats Sundin are a few that does it good in sports.
 
You forgot Ole Einar Bjorndalen(...)
BTW i would love to visit Norway,(...)
But i have some questions too, what do norwegans think about germany and the european union (i know you would be stupid if you join us) andwhat is the public opinion about america.(...)
In germany we think most americans are religious nuts,(...)

Yes, and we have alot more sporting men - not the least in winter sports and soccer (football). But I dont care for soccer unless its soccer moms. But thats my personal oppinion :D Oh! we have Petter Solberg and Henning solberg, the rallydrivers.
You are very welcome to visit Norway.
European Union (EU)... I can describe todays oppinion about it in this way; never before have so few said yes to EU. Some of the reasons is the financial problems in the EU. And we are afraid of decieses in the food. And we want to keep our income from sammon and oil. (Yeah, some norwegians are greedy. Greedy bastards. :D )
My impression of todays youth is that they are either neutural or think it is much fun with Germany. For instance: you have great cars (I don share that point of view, sorry), you have good **** (my favorite german **** is Der Rostocker) and you have some interesting porn movies (and I quote a german porn movie; "Ich habe eine grosse spermkanone"). I mean; who dont like ******** **** and watching porn on a roadtrip?
Aint we all nuts? Our point of view on americans is that they want all the oil in the middle east. Americans might be seen at as weird, but I blame the media for that. I have a totally different experience when you talk face to face with an american. But one thing they REALLY know how to do is to make barbeque sauce! I could go on forever with this answare, but i think i stop there for now. :D

What's the deal with that letter that looks like a zero with a diagonal line through it? I always figured it was like an umlaut-well, umlaut(s)-combined with that upside-down exclamation point from Spanish-am I right?

The deal is that we have more sounds then you have, lol! After how i understand with the word "umlaut", you might be right. We also have Æ and Å. Ø is pronounced almost like the "ir" in the word "dirty". The Æ sounds almost like the a in "sad" or "bad". The Å sounds like "awe" or "awwwww".
 
Enslaved, Zyklon, Mayhen, Satyricon, Taake, 1349, Darkthrone, Emperor, Immortal, Keep Of Kalessin !!!!
Black Metal !!!!
Is it still a big thing up there?
 
Are most Norwegian women blonds ?
do they have KFC in Norway ?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Here we go with the scandinavian stereotype again -.-
 
It depends on the time of the year and if you're in Kirkenes or Larvik, doesn't it?

In one word: yes. (Kirkenes in north and Larvik in south) And you can also see differences in the weather from the westcoast and the eastern parts of Norway. It's because of the Gulf stream and our lovely mountains. On the cost, you get warm winters and cold summers. On the east side of Norway, it is opposite.
 
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