Ridiculous Porn Names

enndaley

enndaley

Yesterday I was...uh, doing research and saw what may be THE most idiotic porn name ever: Strokahantas. Its not like I'm going to refuse to watch due to the name-still, it IS a distraction.

Some just fall into the category: Huh? Like Chasey Lain. Chasey? Ohhhh-kaaaay. I assume Porsche Lynn got her name when someone heard "Portia"-hey, close enough. Lexus, however-I don't get it. Why not Maserati?

One name I saw recently was really catchy: Karma Rosenberg. And Tanner Mayes gets points for her name-and the fact that she hasn't gotten implants (please, just DON'T). Tristan Kingsley sounds classy.

Bianca Dagger sounds like fun. It reminds me of replacement lyrics for the Mary Tyler Moore theme song that were inspired by Husker Du's cover: "Who can make the world cry and taste it's bile/Who can take a nothing date/And suddenly stab him with her nail file". Maybe the name would be Clawdette...

So-what other ridiculous names come to mind?
 
I was doing a model search on a site which CANNOT BE NAMED-saw Nadea Nubiles. I don't know why, but for some reason that sounds like some kind of soup.

She has a few sisters/cousins: Natasha Nubiles, Natisha Nubiles, Natty Nubiles, Nicolette Nubiles-but no Nicorette Nubiles, oddly enough.
 
Ben Affleck? :dunno:
 
All those names sound like fat girls names beats me man I am still ***** from last night.
 
Nikki Sexx gets my vote. Totally unoriginal and sounds like a member of an 80s hair metal band.

Ice La Fox has to be a close second.
 
Traxan said:
Nikki Sexx gets my vote. Totally unoriginal and sounds like a member of an 80s hair metal band.

Ice La Fox has to be a close second.
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Nikki Sixx might sue for copyright infringement-or plagiarism, whatever-"I'll take it out in trade, babe."
 
All mentioned are ridiculous, however quite funny. Miosotis on the other hand is not funny at all, it sounds like a fucking medical condition.

"Came back from the doctors today... Apparently I've got miosotis..."
 
Even though I think she's pretty hot,I think the name Renee Pornero has been pretty awful.
 
Any name ending with XXX, such as...

Diamond Foxxx
Nyomi Banxxx
Rachel Roxxx
Lisa Sparxxx
Tyra Banxxx
Jasmine Foxxx
etc...
 
enndaley said:
Nikki Sixx might sue for copyright infringement-or plagiarism, whatever-"I'll take it out in trade, babe."
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There was a male performer in the early 90s named Sikki Nix, or something like that. Scrawny, cheap tattoos, ugly fucker.

And he got to bang Victoria Paris, among other favorites of mine.
 
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