because your **** at it
Well, it's just that not many Americans play the sport. But if we did, we'd probably kick everyone's ass. Like 1% of the population plays puck and we still were only a goal away from gold last year. And I personally know Thomas Tapeh (Eagles RB) and he was the best soccer player in my area and was maybe better at soccer than he was football. He was the most dominant player I had ever seen or played with, and some of players I played with were pretty fucking good. He would have surely went to the MLS. The NFL money was more lucrative.
I don't take your post serious, and you shouldn't either Vlad, because I jest with the Canadians and the Europeans as well. No biggie.