Is it gay...

LOL.. i don't fantasize about penises or something like that... its just that my gf tells me that its kinda gay that you talk about the guys penises in the movies!

Is your GF a guy? :dunno: Or, most likely, there really isn't a GF and you were watching a porn with your buddy, huh?

It's kinda hard not to notice the cock when the camera pretty much focuses on its every move in a scene...just sayin':dunno:
 
The problem here is your girlfriend, she thinks you are gay. Teach her a lesson, start talking about boobs and twats all the time, even when not watching porn. Stare at other women's breasts whenever they walk by, your girlfriend will never doubt you again. She will also probably dump you. And then you can call her a lesbo!

Ah, revenge is sweet..

HAHAHAHA! Thats a NICE ONE!!:thefinger
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I also think to myself: "that could have been Brad Wilder."

You blew it big time! You sir, fucking disappoint me....


Let me guess, that "guy" was you.



No. I was that guy sitting in the back of the room, quietly jerking off on the pizza.
 

PirateKing

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No. I was that guy sitting in the back of the room, quietly jerking off on the pizza.
That was going to be my second guess.

Let me venture another guess though: the other guys thought the pizza was especially delicious when they ate it.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
What kind of name is " The perfect 1"?
I've never seen such a blatant example of egotism in my life!

Is it gay to say he has a large dick?
Not to yourself, but if you say it to another dude then its pretty damn close.
 
Depends on the onscreen penis to vagina ratio
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
That was going to be my second guess.

Let me venture another guess though: the other guys thought the pizza was especially delicious when they ate it.



They kept ordering them, over and over and over! It was fucking exhausting!
Finally, the last time I called the pizza place, I asked them if they would mind wanking in the pizza themselves. They said they already had!
 

PirateKing

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They kept ordering them, over and over and over! It was fucking exhausting!
Finally, the last time I called the pizza place, I asked them if they would mind wanking in the pizza themselves. They said they already had!
Story of my life.
 
As a rule, if you have to ask...it is.:cool:
 

Shifty

O.G.
Don't worry about it OP. Who cares if you're gay? These days, it's trendy.

You just keep admiring those big, stiff, plump thrusting boners to your heart's content! :thumbsup:
 
I think you should follow the "Wow, that's a big cock" comment with "how on earth is that going to easily fit up my ass," and see how it goes over. Just say it loudly and proudly. Then, go home and shove things up your butt.
 
If you say to yourself "Hey that big cock would go great in my ass" then You Might gay or at least bi.

Saying "Damn, that thing is huge" is not gay, it's just an observation.
 

Shifty

O.G.
Let's all remember that there are several gay members on this board.

We should be careful not to alienate them and/or hurt their feelings. :nono:
 
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