Jayden Jaymes
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JaydenJaymes
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OMG! So excited, had to share...
Just got offered a speaking role in a mainstream feature shooting in Denver early next month...
They're emailing me the script and I'll know more soon...
Yay!!!
Just got offered a speaking role in a mainstream feature shooting in Denver early next month...
They're emailing me the script and I'll know more soon...
Yay!!!
Woot back to doing some IR...very good news Jayden!! look forward to seeing it..
JaydenJaymes
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You know, I don't think I could actually list any for ya. I **** to be hit on, so it's in one ear and out the other... I don't process it and I don't acknowledge it.
However, I was out with a girl friend one night, she had just brought me a ***** and we were chatting. Then some random guy came up to me, picked up my ***** and smelled it. Then smelled it again. Then he looked at me and asked, "What are you ********? Can I buy you another?" Hahahaha, my relpy: "Well, you're gonna have to because I'm not ******** the one you just stuck your fucking nose in!!" Rude? Maybe. But who does that?!?! I don't wanna ***** some random guy's boogers! Eww.
Hahahahahaha.
Yes, on and off camera. It doesn't bother me.
Damn! I thought there was going to be a grand announcement for when those were going to be released lol. Looks like I'm gonna have to join today!
BAYAMONXXX
Land Of The Snakes
Jayden, I gotta tell ya... he sure as hell looks like he has something in there... lol!
Hey Jayden
Thanks for the answer. Your reply for the smeller guy was pretty nice. I guess guys become stupid when they look someone so beautiful as you... I will ask about the new attempts... May I? Anyway this remembered me "10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star":
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)
9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your ******'s after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.)
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?)
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.)
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your ****** didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition you!)
3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.)
2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother ... just don't try it.)
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)
Be nice, be safe...
Thanks for the answer. Your reply for the smeller guy was pretty nice
. I guess guys become stupid when they look someone so beautiful as you... I will ask about the new attempts... May I? Anyway this remembered me "10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star": 10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)
9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your ******'s after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.)
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?)
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.)
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your ****** didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)
4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition you!)
3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.)
2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother ... just don't try it.)
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)
Be nice, be safe...
