Kissing: Does It Make Sense?...

Does Kissing Make Sense?...

  • Yes

    Votes: 31 79.5%
  • No

    Votes: 4 10.3%
  • I'd probably throw up if I saw your penis, wouldn't I, Chef?

    Votes: 4 10.3%

  • Total voters
    39
Since we have been doing it before recorded history I would have to say there is either a extremely learned environmental response do to cultural influence that has just stuck over time or there is an something on the instinctive level that makes up want to do it. If I had to guess I would say it's probably a lot of both.
 
Chef.....were you ******** when you came up with this weird ass question? Do you really believe your own question? Of course it "makes sense." We as humans put our mouths and lips on all sorts of "unsanitary" places......it doesn't matter in the heat of the moment. Kissing is very intimate and close....I doubt very much if my girlfriend would be happy if I suggested to her that in lieu of kissing her on her luscious, full, pink lips, we start slapping each other on the back instead and saying, "Damn glad to see ya."

Chef......go to your local bar.......take some lucky girl home.......and get f-n nasty. I mean go all out. Lick her everywhere....have her do the same.......you'll feel much better. :yesyes:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Chef.....were you ******** when you came up with this weird ass question? Do you really believe your own question? Of course it "makes sense." We as humans put our mouths and lips on all sorts of "unsanitary" places......it doesn't matter in the heat of the moment. Kissing is very intimate and close....I doubt very much if my girlfriend would be happy if I suggested to her that in lieu of kissing her on her luscious, full, pink lips, we start slapping each other on the back instead and saying, "Damn glad to see ya."

I hadn't been to ***** all night before I posted this. And, to me, it doesn't make sense. Not that it's a big deal or anything, but it doesn't make sense. A lot of things about life don't make sense, but kissing is confusing.

We touch lips with another person and move them all around, sliding our tongues all over one another, just to show them that we care about them. It's such a WEIRD thing to do.

It's just like the small of the back. Why is THAT such an intimate place to touch someone? :dunno: But, that's another thread I guess.

Chef......go to your local bar.......take some lucky girl home.......and get f-n nasty. I mean go all out. Lick her everywhere....have her do the same.......you'll feel much better. :yesyes:

Does it have to be a girl?
 
I hadn't been to ***** all night before I posted this. And, to me, it doesn't make sense. Not that it's a big deal or anything, but it doesn't make sense. A lot of things about life don't make sense, but kissing is confusing.

We touch lips with another person and move them all around, sliding our tongues all over one another, just to show them that we care about them. It's such a WEIRD thing to do.

It's just like the small of the back. Why is THAT such an intimate place to touch someone? :dunno: But, that's another thread I guess.



Does it have to be a girl?




Why do we do anything??? Because its programmed in our brain.. If you want to look at life the way you are we could come up with a million why do we do this or that
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
No......I guess Blue Balls or Senob can do the trick.....no pun intended.

Mmm, maybe both at the same time? Like a sandwich, only with two pieces of man-bread and a nice thick slab of man-meat? Perhaps, THREE slices of man-meat?

Oh God, I'm going to have to touch BlueBalls' penis...aren't I?
 
Mmm, maybe both at the same time? Like a sandwich, only with two pieces of man-bread and a nice thick slab of man-meat? Perhaps, THREE slices of man-meat?

Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...

::Reads the next line::
Oh God, I'm going to have to touch BlueBalls' penis...aren't I?

OF COURSE YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO TOUCH IT!!!!




.......no, you know what dont touch it! :bawling: I.........I.........I just thought we had something thats all ::sniffling:: B-b-but if you feel that way...........fine.



I thought you loved me!!! :bawling:




::runs away::
 
Since we have been doing it before recorded history

how do you know, if it wasn't recorded? were their like two fossils skeletons embraced in lip-lock?

Historians really don't know much about the early history of kissing. Four Vedic Sanskrit texts, written in India around 1500 B.C., appear to describe people kissing. This doesn't mean that nobody kissed before then, and it doesn't mean that Indians were the first to kiss. Artists and writers may have just considered kissing too private to depict in art or literature.

After its first mention in writing, kissing didn't appear much in art or literature for a few hundred years...A.D. Anthropologists who believe that kissing is a learned behavior theorize that the Greeks learned about it when Alexander the Great invaded India in 326 B.C.
http://people.howstuffworks.com/kissing2.htm
 
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