Golfer ***** Hawk with Golf Shot
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It took him enough attempts to hit the bird, no wonder he lost his PGA card this year.
:bows head in moment of silence: :raises hand into the air:
Is it okay if I make jokes about it now?
Is it okay if I make jokes about it now?
That depends on who the human was.:thefinger:
Seriously, though, that's a very fucked up thing for him to do. The crew should've intervened. I hope the PGA does something about this.
What an infuriating story. What a bastard that guy is!
He (and his crew, too) had all the time in the world to think about what he was trying to do - hit the falcon (and he wasn't using a nerfball, let's face it), and he just kept going at it. Was there an audience, or was this a solo practice (i forget what it said)????
I think the appropriate punishment would be me breaking the guy's jaw or nose, and then he'd have to spend 3 weeks in jail, watching a looped video of the dying hawk with ***** around its nose, beak, eyes (whatever)....
Dickhead. The hawk was there first!
He (and his crew, too) had all the time in the world to think about what he was trying to do - hit the falcon (and he wasn't using a nerfball, let's face it), and he just kept going at it. Was there an audience, or was this a solo practice (i forget what it said)????
I think the appropriate punishment would be me breaking the guy's jaw or nose, and then he'd have to spend 3 weeks in jail, watching a looped video of the dying hawk with ***** around its nose, beak, eyes (whatever)....
Dickhead. The hawk was there first!
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If he was hit with a golf ball, maybe.
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They do it here all the time and the sick too. Look at the Patrick Swayze thread. Anywho moving on. *la sigh*
Wow, is he yet another loose cannon? Wonder how he handles ******** making noise? I think the man should be charged and a HUGE fine given, not a measly $1,500. Use the fine to help aid in the preservation of birds.
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alright alright, this guy is stupid for doing this.
come on now people, **** this man? what the hell is that going to solve, fine him and get it over with obviously he knew he did something wrong.
joe rogan had a great comedy skit about people who value the lives of ******* over the lives and well being of humans.
he knows what he did, fine him
come on now people, **** this man? what the hell is that going to solve, fine him and get it over with obviously he knew he did something wrong.
joe rogan had a great comedy skit about people who value the lives of ******* over the lives and well being of humans.
he knows what he did, fine him
People like that are real assholes that can't see past the end of their noses. They should take him down to the police target range and take shots at him because they can't see anything when he's standing in front of the target.
I see hawks in my trees all the time, every day. They keep down the rodents, snakes and squawking crows.
I see hawks in my trees all the time, every day. They keep down the rodents, snakes and squawking crows.
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Oftentimes. Humans, too. Things die. Things get ******. The way you're stressing about it, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when you have a heart ******. Friggin' hell, G_d forbid you watch the discovery channel and see what happens in the wild.
"But that's different, that's natural"
You sir, are enlightened. Isnt there some reeksome hypocrisy about putting ******* above humans? Like the saying Premium Link Upgrade in the declaration of independence. Suuuure. The only reason he could say that is because he's above all the other men already and can self-delude that everybody is equal. You know... since he can read and write... and maybe own some slaves or a large property.. and hold high public office..
I think that feeling bad for ******* is akin to the Premium Link Upgrade You might respect the cute and beautiful parts of nature but nature doesnt give a damn about you.
So yeah, respect all that is pure, right and natural in the world... while you eat fast food and post about naked humans in your expensive house a thousand miles from anything 'wild' and 'natural'.
But that's just my thoughts on the matter. :shrug: I think my sea monkeys are actually quite nice, and if I wanted to buy into the whole noble wolf.. native american beliefs voodoo vibe, sure I could agree with you on at least that matter. But I dont know any friendly wolves and looking at pictures of ******* on my screen or visiting my local *** doesnt make me any more 'earthy' or 'nature-loving'. I would just feel like a poseur.. ya know.. having pictures on my walls of *******.. and the paper+wood that the picture is on was taken from SOME forest somewhere.. and the wall it hangs upon quite possibly used to be a nice, forested place a hundred years ago. The plant that powers the computer while you post about respecting ******* doesnt much care what your beliefs are, though. The leather shoes you wear and the cotton shirt you wear is like a shining badge of pride for the whole situation.
::weaves a hemp bracelet for you:: Peace and love. ::downs some brandy and respects the glass::
Just so everyone here knows, I am a reformed man. I have gotten rid of all my mousetraps, thrown away my cans of Raid, burned my fishing poles, and trashed my guns. I saw a Catholic priest to confess to him about the decimation of ant hills when I was a *****, and the swatting of flies. I am on a path to righteousness people and I hope you all keep me in your thoughts.
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seriously, I don't believe in ******* him, just an appropriate public *********** would do the trick.
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