Favourite Movie Quotes

[-KING-]

300

King Leonidas: Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!

King Leonidas: We Spartans have descended from Hercules himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death in the battlefield is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life. Spartans: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

King Leonidas: A new age has come, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it.

Persian Officer: Spartans, lay down your weapons.
King Leonidas: Come and get them!

 

[-KING-]

Curse Of The Golden Flower

Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by *****.

 

[CptHa]

From Once Upon a Time in Mexico:
I'm looking for a Mariachi.
-Which one?
EL.

 

[Tits & Metal]

"i might break you in, nice guy, but i'd make you my dogs bitch" - mr. blonde from reservoir dogs

"before my time in this world is through, i will stand over your corpse and smile" - from troy

"i can't buy smokes without running into nine guys you've FUCKED" - rocco from boondock saints

 

[-KING-]

"Freedom isnt free, it cost folks like you and me"...song from Team America: World Police

 

[woy]

These are just a few quotes that come to mind

The Terminator: "I'll be back."
Terminator 2: "Hasta la Vista, baby."
Return of the Jedi: "Join the dark side of the *****, it is your destiny."
Empire Strike back: Vader: "I am your ******." Luke: "NEVAR!!!"<< :1orglaugh
300: "The thousand nations of the Persian army descend upon you" and "Madness?.....This is SPARTAAA!!!"

 

[contiGT]

Three Amigos:

-Three beers, please.
- We only have *******
-What's *******
- It's like ****... but stronger

Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels

TOM: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, `does what no other dildo can do until now', latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!


Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels
RORY: Your one saving grace might be your stupidity.

NICK: Er.

RORY: Don't fucking er me, Greek boy! How is it that your so-fucking-stupid, soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my gear? And then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some sort of white cunts' joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cos I am not fucking laughing, Nik-ol-as.

NICK: Er.

RORY: There are four interests I have, Nick. Football, music, money, and the annihilation of anybody who interferes with that shortlist... I know you couldn't have known my position because you're not so fucking stupid that if you did know, you would turn up here scratching your arse, with that `what's going on here' look slapped on your Chevy Chase. But what you do know is where these people live.

If you hold anything back, I'll **** you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you're bending the truth, I'll **** you. If you forget anything, I'll **** you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything I have said. Because if you don't, I'll **** you. Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak. You may now enlighten me.

 

[DOA82]

"King Leonidas: We Spartans have descended from Hercules himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death in the battlefield is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life. Spartans: the finest soldiers the world has ever known."

It wasnt King leonidas that said that one, it was Dilios (David Wenham Narrating)

 

[KungFuDude]

Dazed and Confused

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls man ...I get older, they stay the same age..

 

[LordVader66]

A few more from Dazed and Confused


Pickford: Slater-san, how's it goin'?
Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some ***** freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one ****, how many did you have?
Mitch: Four.
Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the ***** stains right there

 

[dick van cock]

Sunset Boulevard:

Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.
Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.

Network:

Howard Beale: [shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,
[shouting] 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Stardust Memories:

Sandy Bates: You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

Duck Soup:

Rufus T. Firefly: [into radio] This is Rufus T. Firefly coming to you through the courtesy of the enemy. We're in a mess folks, we're in a mess. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!

... to be continued...

 

[dick van cock]

She Done Him Wrong:

Captain Cummings: Haven't you ever met a man who could make you happy?
Lady Lou: Sure, lots of times.


The Maltese Falcon:

Sam Spade: I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.

Crimes And Misdemeanors:

Clifford Stern: [on Professor Levy's demise] He left a note. He left a simple little note that said "I've gone out the window." This is a major intellectual and he leaves a note that says "I've gone out the window." He's a role-model. You'd think he'd leave a decent note.

Nashville:

Haven Hamilton: Y'all take it easy now. This isn't Dallas, it's Nashville! They can't do this to us here in Nashville! Let's show them what we're made of. Come on everybody, sing! Somebody, sing!

The Bank Dick:

Egbert Sousé: I'm very fond of ********. Girl ********, around eighteen and twenty.

... to be continued ...

 

[Vanilla Bear]

On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose.
The point is -- can you win or lose like a man?

 

[mula0207]

Stranger than Fiction

"You're never too old to go to space camp."

 

[tunsty]

A Fistful of Dollars


"You see my mule don't like people laughing, he gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."

 

[Perilypos]

Once Upon A Time In The West:

Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?
Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.
Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.
Cheyenne: But sons of bitches... yeah.

 

[Count Fuckula]

"Even great men have to ***"
Jerry Stiller (Bens ***) about Walter Mathaus character Zachary Garber in THE great heist movie "The Taking Of Pelham 123"


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/taking_of_pelham_one_two_three/

Score 100% .. if you haven't seen it .. you owe it to yourself IMHO

 

[bodie54]

Countess Alexandrovna: (breathlessly) You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris [Woody Allen]: Well (trying to sound modest), I practice a lot when I'm alone.

Sonja: There are many different kinds of love, Boris. There's love between a man and a woman; between a ****** and ***...
Boris: (interrupts her) Two women! Let's not forget my favorite.

Sonja: Judgment of any system, or a priori relationship or phenomenon exists in an irrational, or metaphysical, or at least epistemological contradiction to an abstract empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself, or of the thing itself.
Boris: Yes, I've said that many times.

from 'Love and Death' - 1975

 

[ckjedi66]

Moss (Ed Harris): "Whats your name"
Blake (Alec Baldwin): "Fuck you. That's my name, You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THATS my name.

From the classic Glengarry Glen Ross

 

[meesterperfect]

theres just too many........
Uh....
"Fat, ***** and Stupid is no way to go through life ***."-Dean Wormer.

And from the same movie:
"it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, and it aint over now." - John Blutarsky (grade point average 0.0)