Harlot Ranch

Looking for investors. No investor too small. Want to produce videos of beautiful, extremely fit, naturally big-breasted women dancing, exercising topless, bare-bottomed, wearing only thongs. I envision a facility in Nevada where customers could watch the women exercising, dancing, while videos were recorded.
 

gmase

It's a new dawn.
Dino was looking for places to invest a couple months back. This sounds like a great opportunity.

If Adam puts up 19 cents, I'll match it.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
How the heck did I get deputized for this mission? I'm more interested in investing in weed than whores.
That's ALL you've been doing for, how many years now?!?!
 

gmase

It's a new dawn.
How the heck did I get deputized for this mission? I'm more interested in investing in weed than whores.
If not you, who? The OP needs some help and we are counting on you.

I am no user, but weed is certainly a better investment. The product is more reliable. No one can pirate it or give it away free. I couldn’t find a FreeWeedOnes out there.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
If not you, who? The OP needs some help and we are counting on you.

I am no user, but weed is certainly a better investment. The product is more reliable. No one can pirate it or give it away free. I couldn’t find a FreeWeedOnes out there.
I’d rather be dealing weed with a room full of Russian mobsters than to hear 5 minutes of vulgar jibberish and deal with a car load of American hookers.
 
I'm not scamming at all. What's needed is less hardcore filth and more stimulating softcore. Beautiful, well-endowed (genetically, not via augmentation) models dancing and working out in varying states of undress are the answer.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
If it’s not a hot dog and donut show then creating an atmosphere is key. Be the Alfred Hitchcock of CinePornMax. Steam up the Rear Window with a Psycho plowing a Bird so good she gets Vertigo.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
He's trying to say more Russ Meyers, Less Evil Angel.
 
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